Hello, here's your brain that speaks to you. Si dovresti conoscermi, quella massa gelatinosa che da qualche giorno a questa parte galleggia nel Cuba Libre dentro la tua testa. Cuba libre che ormai è diventato liquido amniotico per me. Stavo dicendo, non cercare di muoverti troppo velocemente, potrebbe risultarti fatale.
Mi giro nel dormiveglia ed una fitta di dolore mi attraversa la schiena.
Appunto, muoviti piano. Il livido che hai nella schiena te lo sei fatto sabato sera contro la S di Siddharta. Come ti stai chiedendo? Ci sei semplicemente finito contro. Del resto alle quattro del mattino il tuo equilibrio era già andato a farsi benedire da un pezzo. Lo so cosa stai per dire, che era solo la seconda bevuta che facevi there.
I try to open my eyes but they are mixed and continued to see black.
Do not worry, you're not blind. When you were completely drunk you asked Fabiana to wear makeup and she was more drunk than you agreed. Obviously when you came home you did not make-up because you were not able to. And you're still wearing the lenses. For this you can not see anything, people have lost their sight as well.
sigh but all I get is a burp that smells of tobacco, rum and mead.
Bello disgusting, is not it. I worked all night for you to dispose of the aftermath of this hangover. Because now you had already forgotten that you tried to berti a whole bottle of mead alone. Good, true! What is the best home-made. Your cousin is a true artist in this sort of thing. The idea of \u200b\u200bmaking all those shottini was his. Great! Of course, the idromale is a traitor, down the throat sweet sweet but let go a shot from fifty degrees. Would you have been able to stand, if you had not dined all night in Cuba Libre reinforced. Ok, I admit that was a 'my idea, but what can you do if you put lemon gin heartburn.
I hear bells ringing in the distance and try to get up.
Hai sentito sono arrivati tutti i tuoi parenti. Ti ricordi perchè sono qui? Vogliono festeggiare il tuo compleanno. Hai appena compiuto trentuno anni.
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